I’ll bet that you’re wondering how I lost my arm. You know what? Me, too! I would love to know what I did to earn this fabulous new arm. Little Bo has outdone himself this time. To be perfectly honest, this has been a long time coming. When you do odd jobs for gnomes these things happen. I remember this one time… There we were (Stella and I) thinking that we were dealing with a whale shark- a friend of a friend used them to pull his barge. Anyway, one of them was getting a little too feisty so he asked us to take a look and see if something was gumming up its mouth. Turns out… it was a MEGALODON! Damn thing nearly ate us! When we got back to shore the guy said that he told us it was a “whale of a shark” not a “whale shark”! I’ve still got the scars-- no, no I don’t! Ha! Nevermind!